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Munich Friday Beer Gardens
(& indoors in cold, wet, & winter etc)
Every Friday & odd extra days too.
Indoors when too cold/ wet & in winter.
INDEX
No Questions By Email
Please do not mail the author questions unless your question
is really Not covered below ! He has no time for repetitive
email questions, when he should be doing computer work, sorry ! - Please
ask any organiser or others At the Beer
garden, when we're happy to chat, de-focused from
screens!
SCHEDULED VENUES
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Conditions
- Join the right mail list
where we announce this week's venue.
- We do not decide future venues sufficiently in
advance to list them here.
As Jim (an organiser) dislikes Franziskaner beer, (& I've
chucked away much of 2 dunkles beers at Stiglmaier), I've
marked some F. places to aid selection/ deselection.
Yes it's not complete, Yes I know more. No I don't have time.
You type & email me one that's
missing.
Names That Are Compound/ Concatenated Here Have Spaces.
If you use search engines you may want to try variants with & without spaces & hypens.
(Most Germans don't spell place names (or other
compound nouns) with spaces. Instead, they ram words
together, discarding spaces, making things harder to read,
especially for foreigners guessing where to split words up,
prior to looking up words
in a dictionary. (Sometimes Germans put a dash/ hypen/ "-"
in, followed by a space).
No need to perpetuate
foolish removal of spaces, ( It took the Quebecois to fix French
numbers over 80; it takes Non English native speakers to
iron out irregularities in English; Don't wait for Germans
to realise German could use a simple easy fix. At the last Rechts-
Schreib- Reform Germany dithered over triple S etc, changed
the rules, then changed back after lots of new
dictionaries were sold.)
Other Indexes. Maps
Beer garden indexes on line (in no particular order, tell
me in a beer garden which is best index & I'll list it
first):
To find beer garden locations on maps try
- Web
Maps .
- A paper map
- Muller bakeries sell new beer garden guides for 5 or
6 DM in 2001.
- Ludwig publish "Die Schoensten Biergarten in Muenchen
und Umgebung" ISBN 3-7787-2131-3, Mine is 2. Auflage
1993
This list does Not pretend to be complete, or to be PR /
tourist info. hype. Here warts are mentioned too.
U-Bahn numbers
Since the MVV annoyingly renumbered what was the old U 8
plus another line too, it has not been possible to blindly
trust U-Bahn numbers from older maps & books, without
checking year of issue, against year when MVV caused
avoidable confusion, so always check U numbers yourself.
Bus Line Routes
These of course are even easier to change than U Bahn
numberings, Example: Details in the 2003 MVV book weren't
correct for for Hinterbruehl by
2006.
Publishing Dates
: Only clue to publishing date in the MVV 2003 book came on
the last para. of the last inside page, talking about a
Kombi Karte price.
Walking speeds
Be dubious about walking times as they may have derived
from slow walkers eg inc MVV guide, or fast walkers such as
me. Look at a map, decide the distance, & make your own
estimate.
New B.G. (West of edge of Wiesen, South of what was Hacker Pschorr Keller = Bavaria Brau:
http://www.
gasthaus-alte-messe .de How to get there: U4-U5 to
Schwanthaler-hohe. Take exit at rear of train coming from
Hauptbahnhof. Then the stairs to the right, just follow
signs for the Verkehrs-museum. Above ground walk straight
on between the buildings into a square and the beer
garden is on the other side. Walk through the service
area to the self service area at the back.
Alte Wirt Ramersdorf
Aribonen Str. 6
600M from U2 Karl-Preis-Platz.
Fallback inside exists. Service area near door exists. I
guess further away may be self service.
Another beer garden: Zic Zac is
nearby.
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www.augustinerkeller.de,
S-Bahn Hacker- Brucke is nearer than S & U Bahn at
Haupt- Bahn- Hof. Tram 16 & 17: If Dry {stop at
Hacker- Brucke, then walk East (city direction, downhill
at end) to Zirkus- Krone- Str, then North along Z.K. str
to B.G. gates on right}. If Wet: {Stop at Hopfen- Str
then West uphill & in through main gates & up to
beer hall}.
We go to Self Service area (so avoid anything with a
table cloth), near-ish to kids play area. Easiest to find
us via side gate entrance on Zirkus- Krone- Str, then
walk back South along fence toward Arnulf- Str &
we'll be most of the way in that direction, & either
near to fence, or at most about 5 rows in from West
fence.
Shady Big beer garden. Own food allowed (eg could be
packed from home, a shop, or eg a donner kebab picked up
en route from Schiller Str). Hot & cold food sold
there. Sells normal beers outside, or go inside to buy
Dunkles.
Wet Weather fall back:
Inside the hall of the beer garden, near Herbst- Str,
perhaps down in the deep cellar (if front upstairs
crowded/ noisey/ smokey, & other top level big rooms
reserved for private events). (2007.05.15 they said they
had non smoking rooms, but not tonight as reserved for
events). To get down use either of 2 spiral staircases,
one particularly narrow, or use lift. (In event of fire
there's a big broad exit staircase at back I've
checked).
Mobile phones do not work in that deep cool spacious
cellar
11th July 2008 we found it chained shut. Later someone
(Doris or Sabine maybe?) said she'd heard infested but
with what we could only guess. Don't know.
Dunkles Maas from inside 7.2 EU at 2009.05
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(Muenchen-Schwabing), Sondermeier- str. 1 : Tel +49 89
325224
- U Bahn: U 6 Studentenstadt: On Ungerer Str head
North East for 5 minutes; then turn right=East on to
Foehringer Ring; when main road bears Left (North East
& North), walk on Aumeister Weg East for 5 minutes,
then North East parallel to Schwabinger Bach, &
somehow try to cross river (if necessary, follow river
down to Foehringer Ring & Leinthaler- str).
- U Bahn: U 6 Freimann: South (into town), Across
(Under ?) motorway; left=East South East on Leinthaler-
str; right=South West on Sondermeier- str for 2
minutes, passing under old rail bridge.
- Cycle: North North East down the Isar, pass under
Mittlerer Ring, then short cut across park Or stay by
river, cycle under Herzog Heinrich Bruecke (of
Foehringer Ring), immediately West North West on
Leinthaler- str, South West on Sondermeier- str.
- Car: Easy parking on adjacent roads as out of
town.
Large picture of beer garden (& Gaststätte)
under 2 foot of snow
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Starts 21-24 May 2009
Way out West. Near roundabout at end of the Stuttgart Autobahn,
Near Wurm river.
From S2 OberMenzing (1 beyond tracks split at Laim)
it's 7 or so blocks West.
Or cycle.
google
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Has become a Greek Taverna. They still have self service
& served areas at 2009.05.19
Spacious, shaded, & un-crowded: No rubbing backs !
Beer a bit cheaper than Taxis-Garten nearby. Self service
so you can also bring your own food. Good choice of food.
Small, so you can't miss us; when not busy, some less
frequently ordered foods get cooked to order. Large room
in Gaststätte under same management adjacent if it
suddenly rains, (no problem about running in wet with
drinks, & ordering more from waitress later). Big
kids play area under trees, optically near enough, but
acousticly offset ;-) Ideal for midsummer, plenty of
shade. Gary reported large portions of ribs.
Directions to Concordia Park Beer Garden, Landshuter
Allee 165
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U.Bahn line U1, Station: Gern, Then 1 of 2
routes:
- Quickest Easiest Way:
take stairs at front of train coming from city
centre on next level stairs to the right. Above
ground turn right alone Klug Str. After 500M there
is a Tengelmanns on the other side of the road then
turn right into Esebeck Str. It is a dead end road
but at the end is a back entrance into the beer
garden.
- Alternate route
Go to the South (city centre, back of train if
coming from city) end of platform; up stairs &
left (East) along Simeoni Str, right (South) into
Taxis Str, left (East) into Hane- Berg- Str, Left
(North) into Landshuter, a few metres; Left (West)
down foot path ending in Concordia Park.
- Tram 20/21 from Stachus (via Haupt- Bahn
Hof, Leonrod- Platz) to stop Olympia- Park West. Walk
round the back of the tram and cross the south-east
bound (into the city) lane of Dachauer Str. and then
alone Landshuter Allee.
The main entrance to Concordia is 220M on the
right.
- Bike: From city centre North West along
Dachauer Str, under the Mittlere Ring, Left= South on
Landshuter Allee a few metres. , Right = West on narrow
lane/ foot path.
Concordia Tel No: 155241.
Don't confuse Concordia with larger Taxis Garten nearer
Gern U Bahn.
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Map http://www.berklix.org/maps/
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Direk by S8 Johannis- Kirchen, Out in the sticks.
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Isarauen 1, 81379 Munich. Tel 7232677
Not perhaps the easiest of places to find, so here's
copious information:
Location
- Near the left (West) bank of the river Isar (Left
bank is conventionally looking down river. River
flows to North East).
- South (up stream) of where the Mittlerer ring
(south side of city) crosses the river. At that point
the Mittlerer ring is called Candid- Str
- West of the North end of Flaucher- Steg.
- East of Schinder Brucke.
- South end of "Isarauen" (My map from RV GmbH 1985
merely shows the street in the park called Isarauen,
but does not name or index it).
Getting There
- Bike: Through Isarauen toward Thal- Kirchen. See
Below
- U-Bahn: U3 Bruder- muhl- str or Thal-
Kirchen.
- Bus: 54 along Candid str, Alight at Schaeftlarn-
Str. May also be one at Bruder- muhl- str
- Car: Schaeftlarn- str, Hans Preissinger Str,
Schinder Bruecke.
Getting Back
When It's dark, you may want a torch, to go blundering
about in the bushes trying to find Schinder Bruecke.
(not sure the path is lit or not) Or with no torch walk
along the wide path (lit I think) either down stream to
Candid str (= Mittlerer Ring), then left at the ring to
Bruder- muhl- str; or up stream, over canal, & up
the canal to Thal- Kirchen U-bahn.
Cycling
Cyclists who remember annual trips South, up (as in
up-stream along) the West bank of the Isar to
Grosshesseloehe, may remember a beer garden half way
there, that sprawls across the cycle track, & into
the park, ... that's Flaucher ! Shortly before you've
been cycling through trees, curving right with the park
on your right. If you overshoot, you arrive at the
junction of the long Flaucher pedestrian wooden bridge
across the river.
Notes
They do films outside occasionally I think, round the
back, but don't know their schedule.
Good kids play area.
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Verdi Str. 47 corner Fraunendorfer Str.
Obermenzing: 100M from S2 S-Bahn.
Beer Augustine Helles from the barrel. 6.00 Euro for a
Mass @ 2009.06
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Big place inside, Bavarian Italian & Asian
sections. Beer garden outside not self service.
Hacker-Pschorr Bräuhaus, Theresien-Hoehe 7 - 80339
München, Telefon: (089) 500 59 38 - 00
Info < Pamela 2009.05: A new place has opened near
where I live and due to the opening are offering # 2 per
drink on all drinks. Gaststätte Harteck, Tues-Sunday
10 - 02 Uhr (so I guess not this Monday but one could
check) . Trenklerweg 5, 80937 München and is 5 mins
walk from Harthof U2 U-Bahn which is 13 mins to
Haupbahnhof. Take the Weyprechtstr. Exit and turn left at
the church and walk straight on, it becomes Trenklerweg I
believe. Their mobile: 0160 / 968 899 92 or Fax: 089 /
370 674 01.
the flyer they put thru my door says: Für 300
people, large lawns, Kinderspielplatz, Tropical Bar im
Freien, Grill bei schönem Wetter, gemütlichen
Pavillions, Wasserpfeife, and W-LAN and that's all in the
Biergarten. In addition, in the Gaststäte they have
Fußball Live (Premiere), space for 180 people, a
large Saal mit trennbaren Nebenräumen, Ideal for
parties, etc., international Küche, Internet, Dart
& Kicker. The drinks price reduction is due to the
new opening and lasts until 10.06.2009.
And if one doesn't like it, in the same street is a
typical German Biergarten with a Kinderspielplatz on the
right opposite the church when you are walking down
Weyprechtstr.
Apparently @ 2008.07: Ribs are 5 Eu.
Address
Hinter- brühl [er Weg ] 2,
81479 München.
Tel +49 89 794494 Fax +49 89 798724; Open daily from
10:00-24:00
Description
- South (upstream) of Munich. On river, West bank,
with terraces overlooking the canal & river Isar
beyond to East.
- Beer: Hacker Pschorr (Prices: cheaper than in town.
@ 2003.07 : Litre Helles 6,10; @ 2006.08.19 : Alkohol-
Frei half litre 2.85, Spare Ribs 6.75; @ 2009.05.25
ribs 6.95, Chips 2.9.
- Self Service & Served areas about equal size.
Can bring own food to self service area
. All benches even in self service
area have back rests. More importantly they're well
spaced, so no back rubbing unlike many central venues
eg Augustiner & See- Haus etc.
- Hot chips done to order (when it was a non hot
quiet Sat August afternoon)
- Children's playground opposite self service area
- Owner is president of Munich football club TSV 1860
München (Löwen)
Travel
- S7,20,27 Siemens- Werke. (considerably nearer than
either U Bahn. South (out of town) to Siemens- Allee,
Left = East to Wolfratshauser- Str, Left=North 100
metres, U turn South along Ludwigs- Hoeher- Str,
Left=East (no road for cars), cross Heilmann- Str, East
down Gerbi- Str
- U3 Ober- Sendling. (perhaps a little shorter than U
Bahn Thal- Kirchen, but more complex) East along
Irschen- Hauser Str, turn right=South into Plingangen
Str, keep on left=East. Before Kreppel- Burg, take path
down across to Benedik- Beuren- Str which goes East
down toward river. Turn right=South along Zentral-
Laend- Str, past camp site on left, same distance again
along Zentral- Laend- Str till you get to Junction with
Gerbi- Str
- U3 Thal- Kirchen, then South up river approx. 1 or
2 km
- Bus: U3 Thal- Kirchen, then Bus 135 (@May 2009)
direct to Hinter- Bruehl, or Bus 134 (@May 2009) to
Kranken- Haus Martha Maria then a few mins on foot
Bus 134 As is it
a Stadt bus, it only goes every 20 minutes. Maybe a
convenient U-Bahn or S-Bahn station to hop on bus No.
134 is Harras.
- Bike: south up river, on the West Bank, . If you
pass an island with more drinking space on it, on you
left (East), (run by other management).
between canal & river, then you'r about the
correct place but look West up hill to the
terrace.
- Car: Half way along Hinter- Bruehler- See (small
lake), there's a junction. It's on South corner of the
junction With a navigation system type in Zentral-
Ländstr./ corner Conwentz- Str. Parking: Keep
driving down road & eventually you'll find a space
maybe.
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Tel.: 089 - 322 10 80 Fax: 089 - 322 10 819
Warning: Domain hirschau-muenchen.de
top page is crippled by incompetent design requiring
Flash: In turn requiring un sourced untrusted flash
binaries to view it, &/ or Microsoft too, opening you
to viruses.
Description
Self Service. Own food allowed. Cooked food there. Also
sells Dunkles & Weiss bier etc, not just Hellas.
Sells halves as well as Litres. Long narrow-ish beer
garden, North-South. High trees to West. Jazz band
stand, middle of West side. Kids play area, big well
equipped fully fenced, at North end. Tennis Courts
& car park East beyond servery. Coffee Mug deposit
3 Euro (for boring plain white mug!), don't forget to
return mug!
Directions In Ascii Ready For Email
Gyssling-str. 15, In Englischer Garten, 81545 Muenchen Schwabing.
Do _Not_ confuse with Hirsch- Garten (with deer, way out West)!
U-Bahns:
U6 Diet- Linden- Str: Walk South East on D.L.Str or take a bus., OR
U3 & U6: Muenchner Freiheit: Walk East into park, North East past lake.
U4: Richard Strauss Str: & longer walk or bus North West, past
Effner Plz. & over John F Kennedy bridge into park.
North of Mittlerer ring (=Isar ring). West (Tennis court) side of
South end of Gyssling Str. If you start from the See- Haus: (on
edge of lake "Klein- hesseloher See"): 2 ways to Hirschau, Either:
Half a minute's walk East (toward River Isar) then curving
Left=North East on quiet road under busy Mittlerer ring. Just
after going under bridge, turn Right (North East) into Gyssling
Str. After 2 minutes turn Left between car park & tennis courts
(use your ears, listen for balls), beyond the building
OR: 1 minute's walk North (toward Schwabing), then Right=North
East onto footbridge over Mittlerer, after bridge, straight on
in same direction, then slightly right (maybe you'll hear band
if playing).
North end (away from road entrance to beer garden), East side (near
car park & entrance to Beer Schanke).
Bus numbers for the above are welcome. Tell Julian
Old Owner Gone - Good !
Owner was daft enough to send all 8 external beer
garden staff home Fri 2003.06.06, after a spot of rain,
leaving about 3/4 internal restaurant staff to
struggle: Time consuming queue to buy beer resulted.
One responsible deputy manager did his best to handle
the flood of trade & problems his landlord had
dumped on him. Later visit 2003.07.25 they were serving
as normal. Friday 13th August 2004 Again they were
closed outside, & we were fetching beer & food
from inside, - it had been somewhat windy & cooler
earlier. That seemed a frequent pattern, fortunately,
2006.06 I'm told there's a new owner. That's
good news ! Another beer garden guide completely
dropped entry for this place then restored it with new
owner. Tel (089) 3120550 (from web other index) or
3221080 (my 2003 book).
Bad Weather Fallback
For temporary shelter, the adjacent Hirschau
Gaststätte/ cafe exists, but if it's obvious in
advance: Oster-
Wald- Garten, Kefer- Str. 12.
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Re. Racks of glasses: They do wash them. Its just
traditional to rinse them. It harks back to the days when
you paid a direct price for the beer, and the rest, the
food and plates were your own problem. At least 3 of us
have had heated arguments with the Schanke over short
measures. Was OK last time there. View into park on East
side. Evening sun over dear park on West side.
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Direct by Rot Kreuz Platz U Bahn. Beer garden is not self
service (so don't bring your own food). Nymphenburger
Str. 162.
Directions:
U-Bahn U1, Rotkreuzplatz, take the stairs at the rear of
the train coming from the city centre, then on next level
the first exit to the left. Above ground the restaurant
is right in front of you.
@ May 2009:
Also going to Rotkreuzplatz is the 53 Bus and 112 Bus
replacing the 12 Tram.
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Kapuzinerplatz 5, 80337 Munich. Tel 544611.0
Description
Price (self service) 7.0 Eu/litre @ 2009.04.15
At 18:00 14.04.2009, only 2 tables left in Sun, (early
season, sun low).
Lots of shade. Damn expensive ribs (10.5 Euro @
15.04.2009, just a few years back was good value at 5
DM ! Full range of beer, including Dunkles, Weiss,
& an unusual deliberately cloudy house brewed
Hellas, but other beers too etc. Good fallback indoors
if weather turns nasty, though loud inside in winter,
& somewhat expensive.) Great place if announcing a
future event in unknown weather:
They just switch staff between beer garden &
outside, depending. Used to be good deal on spare ribs
(better value than eg Hinterbruehl, even though
Kapuziner is a central venue ). Some years they convert
more beer garden to high priced waiter service (no
cheap ribs there), I hope someone stops the rot ! The
Koenig Ludwig Biergarten Erlass allowed these places to
sell beer on the understanding citizens were allowed to
bring their own food. Cant bring your food easily if
not enough space to sit & drink, 'cos all the self
service is taken ! Most of the self service now extends
round the corner toward road, so if you don''t see us
walk round corner. No football world cup screens on
Wed. 28th June 2006 :-). If weather is bad, it might be
more crowded/ noisey within sight of copper brew
vessels, so also check the likely quieter back room
near the beer garden.
Location
Line
Map Beer garden is opposite large red brick &
concrete Arbeitsamt on Kapuziner Str Indoor address:
Paulaner Brauhaus, Kapuzinerplatz 5, 80337. U Bahn 3
& 6, Goethe Platz. 1 block South East on Kapuziner
Str, or South on Haberl Str, merging at Kapuziner
Platz, Then where Haberl Str. merges with Kapuziner
Plz, either:
- For Beergarden: half a block South East on
Kapuziner Str, & left into beer garden. (or from
Isar cycle track, 4.5 blocks North West).
- For the Brauhaus, if cold / wet, it's on
Kapuziner Platz behind the mini car park, on left, on
right is gate through to Beer garden.
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Central area, crowded, smells of smoke, as too sheltered
by high buildings & doesn't get enough wind, &
Germans smoke too much, so we sit on North West corner,
where it's less crowded (corner with cocktail bar on one
side & park on other side). Has a walled kids play
area. Have to go inside to buy Dunkles beer. Can bring
own food. They sell hot & cold food outside. They
stop selling at 22:00 (2006.08 staff informed us, walking
round). They have to close outside by 23.00 as overlooked
by flats. Big inside area if it rains. Non smoking room.
Probably the best (only) kids play area inside I've seen
(acoustically out of range of non smoking room :-) High
ceilings typically Bavarian/ Muenchen. Food inside is
sometimes on special, smaller fixed portions at 5 Euro,
They make up for the loss of profit with expensive beer:
For a proper litre measure had to return beer back twice
on 2006.08.18 ! 3.50 per half Bill calls it Dunkles Gold.
Dance hall or some such in cellar, (for older people I'm
told). Few minutes walk south from U-Bahn Wiener Platz.
Tram stop outside North corner.
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A fair walk from transport. Near top of the hill. No wet
weather fallback. (the other beergarden at bottom of hill
- inside is a smokers ghetto
)
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It's a beer garden, but not self service, so not bring
your own food either. However, conveniently near the See- Haus in event of bad weather
there.
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- Zell- str. 4, 81667 München
- Tel. 458750.80, Fax. 458750.89
- 300 Seats. Normal cheap space saving 10 seat
benches.
- Jammed together seat benches touching, so people
can rub bums backs & elbows with next table.
(Tables used to be are slightly oblique rows, so only
4/5th could be annoyed, but now straight so 100% can.
Beergardens that cram in deserve to lose
customers.
- No Dunkles beer sold (2009.05).
- South West aspect & they say large umbrellas,
but not true, a few medium size wood & white
canvas, smaller than little cafe single table
umbrellas, but not Big modern aluminium & white
plastic Large umbrellas
- Walled all round & a small B.G. so not much
draught, which may be a bad thing: with all the tobacco
drug addicts round me when it was at about 25% seat
occupancy, I left, rather than buy a 2nd mass, because
of the smoke drifting about erratically.
- Öko- fleisch vom Lava- stein- grill. 2
sausages for 5 Euro
- Small sand pit for few small kids & 2nd KPA at
150 metre out of sight.
- Near Isar cycle path.
- Bike parking not compatible with racing handle
bars, only good for "city bikes" & mountain
bikes.
- Mo bis Do: 17 Uhr bis 1 Uhr. Fr bis So: 12 Uhr bis
1 Uhr
- Look for a yellowish orange building, baroque,
(with a swimming pool inside), & a large square
factory chimney further North (= down river) from
Deutsche Museum, & West (= down hill) from
Gasteig.
- Wet weather fallback: They have an adjacent "Cafe
[similar name to Electra, or dynamo), whether its free
entry or just for concerts I don't know. Labelled
something like Elektrizitaets- Haus, perhaps was a way
station for 1st electric line between Kochel & Alte
Botanische Garten.
- On a tram line, between S Bahns Isartor &
Rosen- Heimer- Str.
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Löwen
Bräu Keller at Stiglmaier Platz, Nymphen- Burger
Strasse 2,
80335 München, Tel +49 89 526021, Fax +49 89
528933
Getting There:
U-Bahn U1, Stop Stiglmaier Plz, Tram routes 20, 21, N20
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Where In Beer Garden:
Usually in self service area, towards far end, not near
main gates on Stiglmaier Platz (unless its raining,
when we may be inside, or just outside, served, under
umbrella).
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Beergarden Description (for announcements) :
Sheltered as city central, You can bring your own food,
eg from home, shop or take away en route, whatever.
They sell ribs, haxen, chicken etc. No kids play area.
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Wet Weather fall back:
Umbrellas outside, also big inside area, just Bavarian
food served inside. Later possibilities could include
Indian (Maharani) to North East & an [African] is
North on Dachauer Str etc.
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Beergarden Description (extended notes, not for
announcements):
Beer: Lowenbrau (which means Franziskaner for
Weissbier, (which Jim doesn't like). & 2 Maas of
Dunkles tasted foul to me 2008 07 04, I chucked much of
both on the stones. It was a fresh lively barrel,
foaming like crazy, & I did check I was not palmed
off with old, & all came fresh from tap. Perhaps it
was washing solvent on the glasses, insufficiently
washed off. Normally I've drunk dunkles there OK. But
often from bottles, or dunkles draught from inside (was
closed for renevations). Currently they have both
draught & bottled Dunkles outside.
Long narrow beer garden, running East-West, Parallel
to Nymphen- Burger- Strasse. Enough sun in summer.
particularly at West end in Summer 2008 as building
site adjacent to so shadow. Better than an edge of town
beer garden on cool days. Low level is sunny, higher is
shadier. Can sometimes be noisy from the road. Can be
damn noisy occasionally if some rotten radio station
invades, bringing `Schickeys' (Posers) im tow,
recruited by radio, penalty of any central convenient
location.
@ 2008.05: Dunkles on sale outside from bottles (so
you get a full measure, Even their Hellas was a full
measure @ 2008.05 Somewhat unusual for
Muenchen ! )
@ 2008.07.04 they have completely gutted the inside,
raw concrete & steel, so no wet weather fallback at
all for next several months.
[The cellar ?] is another traditional place for
Stark Bier Fest, substantial entrance fee then
though.
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Opposite Wienerwald at Thal- Kirchen (U3). @ 2002.06:
Beer Eur 5.80 / Mass. Usual big tables and chairs as per
other real beer gardens, bits sunny, bits well shaded.
Big Chicken wings and scampi etc. deep fried and tasty.
Watch the trucks carting away the logs of the Isar rafts
for the next day. Food from the woks can be spicy if you
ask nicely / insult the cook enough. Chilli spare ribs
were excellent after they had been jazzed up a bit.
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MENTERSCHWAIGSTR. 4, 81545 München Tel.: +49 89 640732
Fax: +49 89 6422971 menterschwaige@schottenhamel.de
Jim says Lowenbrau => Franziskaner
Est of River Isar, South of city.
Near the river, a bit South of the Zoo. Good for cycling
along river.
Trams 15 und 25 both stop direct on Menterschwaig
Str.
These Trams connect from other lines (List starting in
North, going South)
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Formatted ready for email announcement:
U-Bahn: U5, Michaeli Bad; Walk in same direction as trains heading out
of town ( East South East, Compass 112.5 ;-) ; Along Heinrich
Wieland Str, past Michaeli- Bad on right (first past long low
single storey buildings behind which lie grounds of the swimming
pool); past main pool entrance, past push bike park, curving
gently right into park, past flower bushes, past Restaurant (a
bit off to right, adjacent to lake), right turn, down path into
park; far end of beer garden, past kids play area, near lake.
Cars: Ost-Park is East of the East side of Mittlerer ring. Free Car Park
South off Heinrich Wieland. But why drink-drive ? Use U Bahn :-)
Beer-garden:
Own Food is legal here. They sell hot food too. Optional hill &
park stroll after dark. Illuminated model boats on lake sometimes.
Wet Fallback indoor venue Options:
1) Restaurant at beer garden now has a non smoking section.
2) Dicker Mann, (Probably still smoked everywhere):
Heinrich Wieland Str 11, Muenchen 81735, Map grid C 73 in
Blue Phone Book Die Muenchner http://www.diemuenchner.de
Between U Bahn & Biergarten, nearer U Bahn. other (North)
side of street from park.
2006: Nasty football screen dominated half the beer
garden acoustically for the World Cup. Gone now :-)
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- Hoch- str 77, 81541 Mu. Shown on my map as
"Paulaner" ... the brewery is adjacent. Cyclists: Along
the cycle path to Reichen- bach- bruecke, South East,
along Ohlmuller, up hill, left into Hoch- str (before
going over rail bridge). U Bahn (flat route to avoid
walking up hill from river): U Bahn Silber- horn- str,
walk north north east along tegernseeland- str towards
Rosenheimer Platz, North West = Left at junction with
Ostfriedhof, down Nockherberg str a few meters over
rail bridge, Due North (Right) Into Hoch Str. Maybe 50
Metres Right again.
- Their Web.
Tel 459913.180 fax 81 Wirt Peter Pongratz. Leiter
Haustechnik Joerg Kukulies
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Beer garden
- Can be (if wind from West, but Munich doesn't
get much wind) a pleasant view over the escarpment
& into beer garden.
- Crowded seating during the rebuilding after the
fire.
- Rebuilding complete @ July 2003, now has all
the recti-linear architectural attraction &
interest of an old Butlin/Pontin's holiday camp
;-)
- In the back corner along the side adjacent to
where where the Kids Play Area (KPA) was, they've
put low level toilet block, & a new bandstand
further down.
- Exactly where the KPA used to be is now a
pathway to the large bus car park, they didn't
sacrifice any of that parking space, they
sacrificed the beer garden.
- They can now bus in hordes of eg USA BMW
businessmen 2003.07.11. We were then stuck between
the awful racket from the lousy `Lampion' band
(some north of Munich music type ?) on the new
bandstand, & the different Americanised
Bavarian music from the halls.
- We complained to management, cashiers subject
to even more noise right opposite bandstand
complained too, Forget any hope of a quiet relaxing
beer garden unless you sit well away from halls
entrance, nearer to the escarpment.
- If you want to go, check what band will be
making too much noise too close to you. They have a
timetable.
- Beer schanke too inefficient / slow though lots
of staff & some quite surprisingly friendly,
they'll probably get more efficient by 2004.
- It takes a certain `skill' to manage to not
pour the full content of 2 half litre Alkohol- Frei
bottles into a litre mass glass, but they managed
it, (the place used to regularly short measure on
hellas & dunkles `vom fass' (on tap) served by
the older man from the South Schanke (S. Schanke
now gone) before the fire).
- The KPA has grown, but moved down right by the
main entrance, much easier to have your kids run
off or be stolen from the new KPA, than the old
South East corner location with high fences.
- Amazingly a local tabloid (`yellow press')
paper (TZ or AZ maybe, but not SZ), claimed lots of
their readers like it ! Maybe they used to, hard to
believe they still do.
- Sad that it isn't what it was before the
building were burnt down (about which some people
after a beer or 2 there, have been heard to ask
each other rhetorical sarcastic questions about the
convenience of loose matches, can't keep cynics
down ;-)
-
The Stark Bier Fest: Traditional start point
for the fest. Televised live I believe. The
politicians do their ponderous bit here. Some say if
you enjoy that, you've been here too long, some say
if you can't understand it, you'r not a local.
Whether one Wants to appreciate it is debatable. I've
been here too long ! 'Cos I've enjoyed the televised
Bavarian humour at times.
- The 2003 Stark Bier Fest: (Return from
the tents down by the Auer Dult) Short measures
& tight fit tables bolted to the floor. Tedious
rubbing of backs with next table tight packed
close. A waitress tried to steal the substantial
change due my female neighbour - I put my arm
across to table opposite, grabbed it, & the fat
old waitress bounced off & couldn't escape
without paying back what she had attempted to
cheat. She knew full well, she was just trying to
cheat the young American female customer who was
trapped on the tight bench, & couldn't get her
money back. I left in disgust shortly after, I
finished drinking my first & only Stark bier
there outside.
- In the front building, it used to be OK even
during Starkbierfest time, it was more of a
civilised restaurant in the area that led off from
the left side, just before where you paid for entry
to the `garden' & halls, .
- Stark beer is seriously strong: There used to
be a reputation for good number of fights at
Starkbierfest zeit. Men seemed more casual after
leaving the premises to go home, & vaguely
wandering across the road to urinate above the
escarpment beyond, but more surprising one year was
to see 2 young women, trousers down, squatting in
the gutter urinating about 4 meters from the
entrance, couldn't even be bothered to walk up or
across the road, let alone to the grass beyond !
Strong beer, & things happen. Another
traditional place for Stark Bier Fest is Loewen Bräu Keller @ Stiglmaier
Platz
Spring/ Early Summer 2006: Weird reconstituted potato
type things outside, sort of like chips bu spongy, &
tapering to pointed ends, came swimming in thin gravy
with some meat. I immediately poured my gravy on ground.
Frankie didn't & was very queazy later.
Lousey service inside, their very friendly helpful
manageress tried to sort it, but couldn't make that much
progress with such bad staff, two of whom should be
sacked as more interested in Not working, &/or
chatting behind bar to their friends in front. (&
also smoking behind the bar I recall, (but won't swear
to, memory not guaranteed on that event), (Illegal BTW in
UK, unless you wash hands after: saliva = health risk!))
One can speculate with 2 versus 1, who will leave first,
& if service will improve.
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2008.04.30: Summary: Not particularly reccomended.
High prices: Mass Helles=7.2 (compare with Hacker
Pschorr Brauhaus also rip off at 3.7 for dunkles April
08), +Pfand=1 leaving glass),Large Brezen rip-off 3.9
(& some large brezen were not good, looked under
cooked & tasted towards UK steam baked bread!).
Couldn't buy Dunkles outside as usual, & whole of
inside private party, no cash in till to pay for a
dunkles & no dunkles on shelf (perhaps classy
privates drinking wine ?) Hellas mass tasted OK, &
decent measure. Friendly service. Thunderstorm, D.
ran off, Pfand token in pocket, glass on
table, so more probable profit to Park cafe. Staff
closed big table umbrellas public had opened (fear of
wind damage).
Pre formatted for email:
Outside in the self service half of the Park Cafe
Sophien- Strasse 7, Tel 51617980 http://www.parkcafe089.de
On edge of park (ex site of Old Botanical Garden).
U Bahns: Nearest: Karls- platz/Stachus. Others: Haupt Bahn Hof & Koenigs- Platz
Beergarten & adjacent cafe run by different staff. No
Dunkles outside, but you can go inside to cafe to buy
Dunkles. On after possibilities include: Nearby up
Dachauer Str: Indian, Maharani, & African too.
Warning: We Avoid Here During Football Season
- Next : 07.06.2008 bis 29.06.2008 EM LIVE
- Their web claims to have largest screen in a beer
garden,
- Most of our group does not like pervasive football
noise from loudspeakers.
- We won't pay extra high prices for degraded
environment.
-
Note the mobile number of the mail list announcer,
for in case they impose football noise on us, &
we leave, & you need to find us by mobile phone,
as happened 02.07.2004: Rip Off Football Pricing With
No Football !
Beergarten Aus- Schanken was closed,
due to bad weather. The small area next to cafe was
open as usual, but had been extended, partly railed
off. They'd put a large projection screen outside,
possibly so they could show something, maybe a film
or something I thought, but it was off, no signs of
any sort, no tickets, & they were serving beer
outside as usual, & it was quiet, largely
deserted on arrival, so OK. After beer arrived, we
asked for menus, but only one ordered food, as too
expensive & a bit weird for the price. I saw
the waiter looking very carefully at backs of all
menus when he collected them from us before
selecting some for next table. Elke paid first, for
a single Weiss Bier: 3.90 Euros! We complained,
& refused to pay more than normal. Found that
some but not all menus had football logos on back
cover, with rip off prices inside. Cafe manageress
was insistent she must rip us all off @ 3.90 Euros
for beers instead of their normal 3.30, for non
existent football we didn't see & didn't want.
She rolled out the usual Munich excremental
excuses: That it was owner's orders, & owner of
course wasn't there, & so she had to rip us
off, & we had no choice but to be ripped off
... & that if we didn't pay their enhanced rip
off prices, it must come out of the waiter's pocket
- the owner would rip him off instead. We refused
to be ripped off: there was no football showing,
& I added I hated watching football & would
Not have been there if they were showing it. She
said she'd turn it on (to retrospectively justify
the prices, now we wanted to leave!). I warned her
not to extend the attempted fraud, by falsifying
evidence, & turning on football TV just before
police arrived (if called). I didn't trust her at
all. I demanded she show me my 3.40 change due from
a 10 Euro note on 2 beers, before I'd even give it
to her. I was certain she'd short change me &
the rest after otherwise. She continued arguing
with us. She rushed off briefly at one point, to
harass the technicians to immediately put on
football, any, even a recording, they refused,
saying there was no point. The waiter accepted
normal pricing, & I finally got my right change
from him. Then others paid & left. After group
had left, last organiser reported she was still
telling technicians to turn on the large screen
& show football - & they were saying no,
none available!
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U4 Arabella Park then ' + Bus or 10 Min by foot.) Bus 89
direction Fritz-Meyer-Weg 2 stops till Eva- strasse, Then
200 Meter along small footpah across from bus stop.
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Address
Klein- Hesselohe 3,
Schwabing, 80802 Muenchen, Tel +49 89 381613 0
Price (self service): Very Expensive: 7.4 Eu/litre at
2009.04.15
Directions
- The beer garden is North of the City.
- South of of Mittlerer ring,
- In the park "Englischer Garten",
- On the edge of the lake "Klein- hesseloher
See".
- Nearest U-Bahn: U 3/6, Muenchner Freiheit, then
walk East along Feilitzsch- str into park (Sun behind
your right shoulder), Left=North briefly at T junction,
then Right=East toward park, past Osterwaldgarten (pub)
on left, continue into park, Left=North round lake
clockwise (North, then East, then South a bit. See-
haus is on edge of lake.
- Or Bus 144 from Diet-linden- Straße (U-Bahn
Münchner Freiheit) to Oster- Wald-
Straße.
- Or cycle along Isar.
- Or by car its South West of where Mittlerer Ring =
John F Kennedy Bridge crosses river Isar, small car
park.
- If you type "Gyssling Str 1" into stadtplandienst.de
it shows the right place.
Description
- Nice view South over lake.
- If hot & crowded we sit further back toward
cash tills.
- Within easy distance of many Schwabing locales
- If weather gets bad we sometimes retreat to Osterwaldgarten),
Kefer-Stra\xdfe 12, on edge of the park on way back to
U bahn. Also useful for later, if cool after dark at
beginning or end of season.
- An expensive restaurant there, that we never use,
run by kuffler.de
has a small picture.
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- self service & waiter served areas.
- Pfeufer- STr. 32, 81373 München Sendling Tel
767 58 359
- Beer garden has self service & served
halves.
-
Directions @ May 2009
- From U3 & U6 Pocci- Str: Walk on
Lindwurm-str in same direction as train out of
town, South West, into the sun. Up the hill, sharp
right (=North) on to Pfeufer-str. A few minutes
& Spektakel is on the left=West. Beergarden is
at end of a short dead end road to side of
Gaststaette. ( Similar walking distance from 3 U
bahn stations Pocci- & Impler- Str &
Harras)
-
These Buses go to Herzog-Ernst-Platz:
- 53 Muenchner Freiheit U-Bahn to Aiden-
Bach- Str. U-Bahn via:- Hohen- Zollern- Plz.
U-Bahn, Rot- Kreuz- Plz. U-Bahn, Donners- Berg-
Bruecke S-Bahn, Schwan- Thaler- Hoehe U-Bahn,
Harras U+S-Bahn.
- 131 Viktualien- Markt to Knie via:- Marien-
Plz. U+S-Bahn, Frauen- Hofer- Str. U-Bahn,
Pocci- Str. U-Bahn, West- End- Str. U-Bahn,
Laim S Bahn
- 132 Rot- Kreuz- Platz U-Bahn to Roten- Han-
Str. via:- Donners- Berg- Bruecke S-Bahn,
Heimeran- Plz. U+S-Bahn, Pocci- Str. U-Bahn,
Harras U+S-Bahn, Limmat- Str. U-Bahn, Forsten-
Rieder Allee U-Bahn.
- 134 Theresien- Hoehe to Fuersten- Ried West
U-Bahn via:- Schwan- Thaler- Hoehe U-Bahn,
Harras U+S-Bahn, Ober- Sendling U-Bahn, Solln
S. Bahn
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- Taxis Str 12, 80637 Muenchen
- No Dunkles Bier :-(
- Good Kids Play Area.
- Cooked Food & Can Bring own.
- Spacious - They were forced to reduce seating
numbers some years back, after noise complaints from
neighbouring residents.
- Concordia is nearby, but
lesser known, smaller, quieter than Taxis.
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General Location
Spiridon Louis Ring /Willi-Gebhardt Ufer.
Where we meet:
Andechser Zelt Location: On South-East Corner of
Festival Grounds 1. Enter "Main entrance" (from
Spiridon-Louis Ring) 2. Stay Left. Walk along left
periphery. 3. Continue until you see the Andechser
Tent. It is one of the circus tents with a blue roof
and blue-white sides. see pictures
Ringed around the Andechser Tent there are many
Beergarten tables. 60% have blue sunshades. 1. On the
LEFT of the tent entrances are tables facing the grass.
Also near the racket from the free band adjacent. 2. On
the RIGHT of the tent entrances is an area of tables
adjacent to the "Andechser Lounge" (Right / Left as you
face the tent on your arrival)
Clothes
Yes some (Not Us!) annually pull out their Hippy gear
to cruise (& man) the stands here. There's nothing
too weird not to be on show as junk for sale at high
prices here.
Beer Measures:
The hippy pseudo peace & light atmosphere does NOT
extend to beer sales. As per usual Munich attitude
they'll try & rip you off on short measures, I had
the normal argument over measures last year, from the
lounge bar then, & this year got ripped again by
the bar between lounge & main tent. A pity we don't
have some UK style Weights & Measures Inspectors in
Bavaria to close places that regularly defraud on
volume. ( See other refs to eg Muenchner Verein Gegen Bier Betrug, &
The Oktoberfest tax authorities institutionalising rip
offs by charging more than 100 tax units per 100 "Mass"
( not equal to a litre) sold)
Cycling To Tollwood.
Sure there's busses, but nothing beats a bike IMO.
However there's still laws to obey, eg:
On a hot hot crowded night, ~20:00 Tues 21 Jun 2005, 3
police in a row were fining 3 cyclists under the trees
heading towards Tollwood. North East of the junction
with Dachauer Str, heading North East on Schwere-
Reiter- Str, on the North West side of the street,
rather than using the cycle track on the South East
side of Schwere- Reiter). There were numerous more
cyclists heading in to be fined next. There were many
pedestrians in both directions, & cycle path was
not wide, so if the cyclists had swerved, they could
have endangered pedestrians.
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Georg- Kalb Str 3,
South of Munich, just West of river Isar on the
escarpment.
Re. location & GPS:
- "82049 Gross- Hesse- Lohe bei Muenchen": From WaWi
own web (in a foolish graphic one can't mouse
copy !)
- "Pullach Im Isar- tal": What http://stadtplandienst.de
finds it with.
- "Gross-Hesselohe (Pullach Im Isar-tal)": What
GPS TomTom 700 prompts after typing in
"Gross- Hessel". & can find Georg- Kalb Str 3.
- Another GPS (manufacturer unknown, in a BMW
could not find it, but I think person wrongly typed in
Munich at one stage, don't know if he tried
Pullach.
Tel +49 89 74994030 fax +49 89 74994039 Jazz beer
garden.
We go every year on May 1st,
& other times too.
Nice cycle track, converted from old rail line, takes
one gently up long hill South, which avoids steep hill at
end up from river.
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Zic Zac (A suggestion from Barbara
J., not been there yet.
It is on an island in the middle of the Rosenheimer Str.
directly opposite the Alter
Wirt (co-ordinates where the Rosenheimer meets the
Innsbrucker Ring). I like it because it is modern and
non-Bavarian. If you go through the bar you come out at a
beer garden at the rear, maybe a little bit smaller than
the Alter Wirt, with a small play area. The ages and
nationalities are mixed. The bus stop (very close) is
Ramersdorf, buses 95 and 96, U-Bahn Karl-Preis-Platz with
a 5 - 10 minute walk south according to one's condition
(!). Alternatively U-Bahn Innsbrucker Ring - walk along
the ring towards Salzburg Autobahn and turn right into
Rosenheimer Str. I think the food is o.k. as I don't l
like Bavarian food, but maybe it comes out of a freezer ?
Don't know what a beer costs, but can't be too expensive,
cos the youngsters go there!
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At most beer gardens, we sit over the back, in the self
service area, near the Kid's Play Area (KPA) if there is
one, unless otherwise announced. Near the kids area started
'cos a few people have kids with them occasionally, but
it's usually also easier to reserve more space for unknown
quantities of people, in what is usually the quieter KPA.
Don't let the frequent mention of KPA in mails scare you
with thoughts of a child oriented group of parents - we're
not ! There's usually only a few kids, I the author of this
page, am semi allergic to kids, certainly in bulk, but
there's never many, just a few & often none. We often
sit near the KPA for more space, & quieter
surroundings, as well to suit anyone who might bring kids.
Default nominal approximate start times (unless otherwise
announced):
- May & June: 18:00
- July & August: 18:30
- September: 18:00
Some arrive earlier to help reserve space, & some
later. We're many of us English, we don't expect to be
exactly on time, it's a beer garden after all, not a
business appointment ! If you happen to arrive before the
organisers, just keep an eye out for us,
& other likely beer gardeners.
Bad weather Start
Time
If the weather has
been bad all day, if the announcement included a fallback
indoor venue, we may automatically go there rather later
than the preferred outdoor beer garden. If on the other
hand the weather
turns nasty at the last minute, & we divert en route or
fresh from the Beer garden, we'll likely be at the
alternate venue pretty much on time. We're not easily
dislodged from a beer garden though, a few spots of rain
may of us are used to, from growing up much closer to the
Atlantic than here :-)
Beer Garden Organisers. List Of Organisers has been
moved to a seperate page
Question: "I'll Be Late, How Long Will You Be There
?"
Answer: How Late ? - Don't Ask Me ! - We're Not Going To
Commit Ourselves !
- Some of us may be there most of the evening if the
weather
is fine, but if the Beer garden is announced in advance
of unpredictable weather,
we will have no idea how long we or others will want to
stay.
- We usually leave when it's cold or dark, but
sometime we leave early; occasionally we're still there
even if it's raining intermittently, but we don't wait
forlornly for people to arrive, when we're thinking of
leaving.
- If you want to encourage us to wait for you, send a
friend in advance to keep us company, maybe that'll
encourage people to stay on ... if the weather's
good !
- You're allowed to bring your own food to most or
all Munich beer gardens we announce, so you don't need
to eat at home first !.
- Try to avoid always arriving late & expecting
us to wait, half bored at a largely empty table. At
least sometimes, arrive near-ish to time, & give organisers the benefit of your company
at the beginning, rather than the end, when we've had
enough, & are waiting for late-comers to drink
up.
- On good evenings, it's some times a problem
defending our table space when beer gardens fill up.
Try to arrive before we are likely to be pestered by
strangers after our spare table space.
- Do not follow the example of one person, who told
no one he'd be coming, arrived over an hour late, to a
beer garden
closed by the Wirt (Landlord) on a cold day for lack
of business, where we could buy no more beer. That
person was actually indignant that we'd gone, &
hadn't waited just in case someone we neither knew nor
expected turned up ! We're not daft - we don't wait on
the off chance, particularly in poor weather.
Mail List
- Most beer gardens are announced at short notice
on the email list, there is very rarely time to
update this web page.
-
Which Address To Subscribe ?
- Click to subscribe to bg-announce@berklix.org
- The organisers usually try
to announce venues on Thursday afternoons, as
it's convenient for those who only get email at
home.
- In spring & autumn it's hard to plan
ahead, sometimes we delay announcements to
Friday, while waiting on the weather,
deciding if a more sheltered beer garden, or
different inside fallback options are
needed.
- It's best, at least for spring & autumn,
if not for summer too, to [also] subscribe your
work address rather than [or as well as] your
home address.
- If you stick to just a winter home based
subscription, you'll also miss spontaneous short
notice mid week beer gardens
Mobile Phones
(`Cell Phone' to use the original American name,
spuriously renamed as `Mobile Phone' in Britain, &
mistakenly called a `Handy' by Germans using wrongly
adopted English ).
Yes we have mobiles. No we don't want numbers listed
here, ask us personally if you feel the need.
People who claim mobiles are essential for finding
friends in a beer garden are out of their tree, mobiles
are merely a convenience for the caller, but
non-essential, & disturbing to table conversation
of others adjacent to person called.
The beer gardens started before people had mobile
phones. When we didn't know where the group was, we
simply walked methodically, slowly & sequentially
up & down rows, looking at faces, this method works
well even in the very biggest Munich beer gardens, (IE
Hirschgarten, Chinesicher Turm, Augustiner, etc). You
might also by chance meet others of your friends who
may want to join us, or even people you hope may become
friends ;-)
SMS (Short Message Service)
If you want to know where we are: phone us, don't SMS
us, some (inc. this Author) do not respond to SMS.
If you are interested to find a gateway we could use
to automatically (not just manually) gateway email
announcements to SMS announcements: Do realise, SMS's
cost, so who will pay ? There's more to this than just
being an MS-Windows end user who uses some SMS gateway
to send one off SMSs. SMS gates make money by forcing
people to read adverts, so the entry format must change
periodically to force you to read adverts on line. It
would be a thankless task to keep updating the robot
interface. Also no doubt German operators would declare
it illegal.
I have no free time to write & maintain the
required scripts to interface to a gate, but if some
other programmer wants to do the programming, I can
provide the 24/7 Internet connected server base
(FreeBSD Unix), with whatever Perl/Java etc type stuff
is necessary.
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Venues are decided where possible at previous beer
gardens, by all who intend to come to next week's
venue, failing that (& when weather changes) by the
Beer Garden Organisers to this
schedule:
- Organisers normally start discussing/ deciding
next Friday's venue on Tuesday.
- Sometimes when the weather
forecast is indeterminate, we delay till
Wednesday.
- We normally announce by early/ mid Thursday
afternoon.
- We try to spread the selection geographically. More
weight attaches, if the venue nominated is from a
regular, &/or not particularly near the home/work of
the nominator, it being easy, but not so helpful if
people just nominate their local beer garden.
- If the weather's
good, we often go further to a cooler open park location,
if the weather is
marginal, to a more sheltered one in town.
- If you have a suggestion for a future venue, best
suggest it on a Friday to one of the organisers
- It's hard in the dark at the end of an evening, to
recognise & remember who & how many will commit
to coming to which next venue, so it's helpful if those
involved subsequently mail the organisers saying EG "Include me in the
list of faces for people to look for at next venue [XYZ],
- I expect to be there roughly on time"
- In the very rare liklihood none of the numerous
organisers will be available to co-ordinate a decision,
we would try to forecast & announce that in advance,
& invite list members to step forward & announce
something, so that an opportunity is not missed.
Autumn 2002, after beer garden weather
ceased, we continued to meet each Friday in a variety of
venue, some of us going on to Stammtisch later, (but many not). This
continues, so we are an all weather
group.
2006 we dumped the smokey dives, & usually use use smoke free
venues.
Some Americans & others have asked over the years:
"Is this just for Brits or ... ?" No, it's not, We
don't care if you come from China as long as we can
understand your variant of English, welcome !
Some Germans are afraid their grammar is a bit flakey
& will they fit in ? Answer: Probably - _Far_ more
important to have interesting conversation than be boring
with good grammar!!
- Some can speak both English & German.
- Some can only speak English, (& perhaps their own
language), ie the more newly arrived.
- Many of the English speakers want to speak English
much of the time. Some are fluent if not perhaps so
relaxed or grammatically correct in German.
- Some of the English speakers are not English, but
American, Swedish, Bulgarian, & yes, German etc.
- Some of the Germans who come, Want to speak English,
& are disgruntled if they don't get the chance to,
(if other Germans who can't hack English drift back to
speaking German with them too often).
- A German speaker who can't speak English doesn't
really belong without some good excuse. Just as this
author would not belong in a Russian Stammtisch, having
only about 10 words of Russian). Here in Germany, there's
no shortage of other clubs that Do speak German, for
German speakers to go to.

- Mistakes in both languages are acceptable, indeed
expected & accepted. Most of us are not fluent
linguists (though a few are) ! Personally I'm happier to
switch to German rather than explain a point of English
Grammar, & then switch back to English to avoid
sticking on a German construct.
-
Grammars have many inconsistencies & logical
errors. Too tedious to explain or defend English when
it's obviously the language that is wrong & should
change. Tedious too, learning idiosyncracies &
design faults of German grammar ( eg: stacking a
cascade of verbs & a nicht at the end, + male
female & neuter nouns, + capitalising single nouns,
& ramming nouns together, discarding spaces:
- It makes German harder to look up in dictionaries
& learn.
- Rechts- schreib- reform could have put spaces
back to solve agonising over multiple letters, but
failed.
- Typically, a Brit new in Germany didn't realise
"Rotkreuzplatz" was Rot Kreuz Platz just a long blur
to him.
- Rothschild in Britain get pronounced as "Roth's
Child", as no one has a clue it derives from
immigrant "Rot- Schild" & not "Rots- Child".
- Better bad grammar & interesting conversation,
than bland correctness !
- It's Friday night, we're out for fun & a drink,
we're not mealy mouthed; even pronouncing the Americanism
"politically correct" should be done with a shudder.
- We're Not an unpaid language school to teach English
or German, & we'll call a spade a spade, (oder ein
verdamt grosses Schaufel & if we get the sex (not
gender) of a spade wrong who gives a flying monkey's ?
;-)
Other Beer Guides
- Muenchen is rightly proud of the Koenig Ludwig Erlass
(when the King of Bavaria granted Munich brewers
permission to sell their beer under the trees they'd
planted to keep their cellars cool, on condition they
allowed citizens to bring their own food). Rather unique,
not the case in most of Germany or Britain
- Sadly, to balance that pride, there is the Shame of
Short Measures:
- Lots of beer gardens & beer halls often seriously
short measure, particularly at Oktoberfest. Some O'fest
tourists might not care, & go home boasting of having
drunk more maas of beer... but if a maas is 0.9 to 0.7
litres as the evening wears on & froth replaces beer,
it's an empty boast.
- Traditional bier steins, opaque, such as at
Nockherberg stark bier fest, are ideal for short
measures. Too many of mine were short measures. Better to
buy stark bier from a bottle, poured into a glass, a half
litre you can trust.
- Magazine articles in 2008 estimate Ofest fraud is
worth around 5 million euros, or .75 cents fraud per
maas, & the city council don't much care, not looking
to enforce an average to the mark, but just monitoring if
way too short.
- Gross consistent regular short measuring that would
get any pub in England closed down promptly by the
Weights & Measures Inspectorate, are tolerated.
- On the other hand, the Reinheits- Gebot (Purity law)
ensures (theoretically cleaner beer than in UK (though
ask me over a beer, about a UK chemical lorry driver I
met regularly delivering to a Munich brewery ;-)
- Anti fraud club VGBE costs 6 Euro a year membership.
Less than a short maas ! Prost !
- 10 Euro. On pavement & pedestrian zones:
- 15 Euro if obstruction.
- 20 Euro if dangerous inc. wrong way on cycle path.
- 15 to 30 Euro if wrong way on a road (unless allowed by
sign).
- 10 Euro: No lights.
- 10 Euro if earplugs for music (though disputed if
illegal).
- 25 Euro Mobile phone.
- 45 Euro + 3 points in in Flensburg: if Red stop light
for less than a second, & no one endangered. (If longer
& an accident, up to 180 Euro & 4 points.
- Alcohol > 1.6 Promille Drunk Driving. 30 days pay. +
7 points Flensburg. But they wont take your licence !? But
they send you for a medical/looney checkup.
If an accident & above 0.3, a higher punishment &
usually an MPU test. & 7 points.
- 350 Euro.: Over a closed rail crossing.
Copyright:
Julian Stacey
Munich 2006 - 2009
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