--- Page Below Partly Obsolete
Obsolete in that there are many refererences to Majordomo,
& Berklix now uses Mailman instead which is far easier for
users, but as there's still the odd lazy thus cluless waster
tries to waste the time of event announcers & lists owners
to do [un]subscribe requests, this page retained for them.
Lists Are Moving From Majordomo To New
Easier Mailman Try it
Do Not Ask Us To Do Your [Un]Subscription
Requests to humans are automatically discarded,
ignored, or rejected
- Do not waste time asking people DIY. Event announcers, List
owners, & Majordomo owner will Not waste their
time doing Your work for you.
- Moaning Fails, Lazy losers
eventually Do Their Own
Work too, but the more lazy annoy themselves
- No Exceptions Use
Majordomo There are far too many people on
lists to allow Any exceptions.
- You are No Friend if you are lazy & mean
& try to waste an unpaid list manager's time,
when Majordomo does your
- It is Policy To Refuse ! Do Your Own Work
(Reason: Long ago, some people were lazy &
did not Do Their Own Work,
that encouraged many more to be lazy & not DIY & an avalanche of
unpaid work continued on the majordomo owner. People were so
lazy some didn't even specify which list[s] they
wanted & with which addresses, & they asked
questions about which lists for what etc, that the robot would have also
answered + they often included other text requiring
human thought, searching, remembering to do more
things, & responses to them & or others, all
distracting the majordomo
owner to be an ever more unwilling, busier, annoyed
& unpaid social secretary. When robot owner returned from
absences, it was to backlogs of requests, sometimes
repeats, that the robot
would have dealt with week[s] before. - Never Again !
- Do Not Claim Majordomo Does Not Work ! - It has
Never failed ! (Lazy non thinkers used to
claim it, but were proven wrong Every time. Now
claims are just ignored & deleted as time
wasters. Periodically a fool tries to post to a whole
list of hundreds of people, claiming it, &
requesting an unsubscribe. Such abuse from lazy fools
is a big reason many of the lists unfortunately had
to be converted to announce only lists, no longer
write-able by all subscribers.)
postings include how to sub. & unsubscribe., in
- Free mail lists, no adverts, no address
harvesting etc; You owe us Not to waste our time !
Address change requests to humans are automatically
detected & silently deleted unseen. Use Majordomo !
Try Majordomo a few
times, think, learn, Succeed, & tell friends,
No need to be technically inclined. Just To Think.
( Older text to be later merged in from:
Do It Yourself ! As:
Requests to humans are usually automatically silently
discarded with spam, rarely seen; If seen, usually ignored;
if not ignored, manually Rejected, with
a Standard Reply
; Never accepted & done manually.
No matter how lazy, stupid, or deserving some claim to be,
who they may moan to, or for how long: Our time is not theirs
to waste. majordomo@ works
Free, Use It .
Too many lazy people previously wasted my/our time, some
stupidly even didn't specify which lists they wanted (There's
30+) & some told lazy friends to also dump work on human
majordomo-owner, & time wasting avalanched.
The Section below is to be merged into above later.
- The owners do not waste time on personal subscription
- Don't Ask! - You Will Be Refused, Ignored, Or
automatically mail discarded unseen.
- Owner automatically filters mail: Subscription requests
are deleted un- seen, un- acknowledged, un- answered, un-
- There are many hundreds of subscribers on Many
- Too dumb to use Majordomo ? Some
claim it ! Truth is usually: Too lazy to set mailer to
send Ascii, type 2 words eg unsubscribe list_name,
& return the confirmation. Even if you really Are that
dumb, which the owner doesn't believe, subscriptions are
still Not done manually for you by the owner. Go ask some
more competent friend to help you, The owner has No time to
- The owner installed Majordomo because he
no longer had time to waste doing free manual subscriptions.
You wouldn't enjoy mailing the owner & waiting, only to
realise you really have been silently deleted automatically
unseen, as stated. You wouldn't enjoy waiting to meet the
owner, just to be refused. The owner doesn't like being
asked, or refusing either, but he Does refuse, regularly.
Don't waste time, Don't Ask the owner! Learn how to Do It
Yourself, or find someone with more time time than
the owner - The owner has No time to waste.